Fire ants in an envelope would be da shits!!!!
Yes they are driving me crazy. People crossing the roads wherever the goddamn please. ASSembly parking attendants holding up traffic for people crossing the roads - something like an infinite school crossing - you know the ones - the guy or gal who stand out there forever when little johhny or suzzie are fucking two blocks away!!!! Sitting in traffic for the past two fridays (I think their are two more in the future) for over 30 minutes while the ASSembly parking attendants direct with one hand up their ass. I had to park in an overflow parking lot last week and when I paid the lady at the booth I asked her if I could park ANYWHERE, even over in the corner where I saw some red cones (not sure why it was coned off). She said I don't care where you park just don't run anyone over (joke). I said thanks and drove over to the area and parked. Two jackass attendants start running over to me, and as I watched them come I lit up a ciggarette and saw their complete demeanor change, and they did a 180 and walked away. I was like, yea bitches keep on going.
Then when I get ready to leave I make a left to get onto the freeway, yet these same assclowns are directing everyone to the right - where the freeway is closed and the road eventually goes into a residential area. The traffic for the road I needed to turn left into was a mess - at least the right lane, but I didn't need the right lane I needed the left lane which was empty (the right lane was backed up for at least a mile). I was like fuck that!! I get ready to turn left and the guy is telling me turn right. I'm like no, I need to get on the freeway and turning right is one big cluster fuck!!! He kept insisting and I finally told him to fuck off and that I didn't see a badge on his chest and he ain't a traffic cop. He didn't say much after that, and I made my left and felt fucking awesome the rest of the night...