If you were Jehovah, how would you prepare your tofu?

PEC

With diced first born children and spam.

Philip

nvrgnbk

With diced first born children and spam.
Philip

That sounds about right, Philip.

OUTLAW

If I were God,there would be no Tofu!..Or..Wassabe!............ Eating Fast .. Laughing Mutley ...OUTLAW

nvrgnbk

no Tofu!..Or..Wassabe!............ ..Only the Devil likes Tofu and Wassabe

Then this is for you, OUTLAW...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IYK6xQfZDvY

IP_SEC

Tofu comes from soybeans. SOY is a form of the word TO BE in spanish (I AM). The name Jehovah means I AM, SOY. Therefore tofu is an affront tho the holiness of my name (were I Joehovah)

Therefore it is banned. I do not cook it, nor do I allow its cookage (were I joehovah)

ewwww this thread turned ugly on God....I was thinking him taking a rib from a big turkey and turning the tofu into a perfectly carved into 14 pound turkey using the rib...and deep fried oudoors in the cooker.......oompa

Dagney

LOL.

Sometimes nvr you just crack me up.

beksbks

Hmph! I'd eat it in my Pad Thai. With lots of those little skinny red chilies.

nvrgnbk

Wow!

That's pretty good stuff, Señor IP_SEC.

So if we eat SOY, we become increasingly aware of our I AMness?

Sweet!

I bet Tolle eats it by the kilo.

If you were Jehovah, how would you prepare your tofu?

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