J hoover likes only red meat burnt on the outside, rare in the middle w lots of fat on it. He don't eat no stinkin tufu. Vegietarians is going to hell for a long bbq.
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If you were Jehovah, how would you prepare your tofu?
by nvrgnbk 37 Replies latest jw friends
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Satanus
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IP_SEC
Soy indeed is the permanent I AM in Spanish.
Thank you Snowbird. Im sure that Nark would app the comment about SOY. Im not so sure the pun on Tolle and Now's The Time would receive his praise.
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amicus
"The question being "if I were Jehovah"....which is hard to get my head around since I am MAD at him.....so....but the question being so simple and funny, deserves a try."
OK, so if I were Jah I'd saute some garlic and onion in a fresh local Olive Oil. I'd drop in the tofu cubed to simmer while adding fresh spinach and basil. All of that I'd toss into a fresh tortilla which I would seriously ZAP! With lightening.
Message being, "Aw, don't be pissed at me Wings...I can COOK!"
and...if you still wanna be pissed...I can cook OTHER things with lightening you know...
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Satanus
That's prolly what he sent the jews in the wilderness. Good, wholesome, bland wilderness food.
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sparrow
probably in about 7 days, but then he'd get his son to do it anyway...lazy bugger
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BurnTheShips
I love tofu in either massaman or red curry.
BTS
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changeling
Yo SOY el que SOY. LOL
Eckart, Jehovah and tofu in one big egg roll.
changeling :)
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nvrgnbk
I love tofu in either massaman or red curry.
BTS
Massaman all the way.