by sweet pea 48 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
I think they'd probably have to highlight the heavenly class a bit more - since they like to do that anyway:
The Lamp of the Anointed .....(Getting Brighter with each Generation)
New Understandings .....(Highlighting Jehovah's Kingdom and the 144,000 rules that we made up)
ha, ha. Well, we know they got lots of man-made rules so I thought I'd get the 144,000 in their sort of subliminally).
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The Lamp of the Anointed .....(Getting Brighter with each Generation)
When I first glanced at it I read:
The Lamp of the Ointment... I guess that would change things ---> (Getting Slippier with each Generation)
Think Preparation H...
The New Light Express
Announcing Jehovah's Kingdom (for the moment).
Great suggestions everyone - love them all - particularly 'Watchusbacktracktower' and 'rear view mirror'.
Keep 'em coming!
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David
Actually the WT has changed its name several times since 1879 but has always retained the core word WT.
1931, The Watchtower and Herald of Christ’s Presence (title and cover change, October 15): ca01 5; w91 3/15 11
Since October 15, 1931, God’s personal name, Jehovah, has appeared on the front cover of each issue of the "Watchtower" magazine.
1939, The Watchtower and Herald of Christ’s Kingdom (title and cover change, January 1): w00 1/1 9; jv 724
1939, The Watchtower Announcing Jehovah’s Kingdom (title change, March 1): re 36; jv 139, 724
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Thus Sayith The Governing Body .vol 1 page one. From here on in the legal department will be the spokes person for us even though we say we sayith, legal is really saying it. footnote: we are really just "CYA'S".
Blueblades
Sweet Pea, I hope never use my lighthouse nickname.
