Respond ONLY if you are not an elder/ms...just for fun thread!

by restrangled 44 Replies latest jw friends

  • Beep,Beep
    Beep,Beep

    Never was, never wanted to be.

  • Netty
    Netty

    No, but I play one on TV.

    I suggest noone try this at home.

    I am a trained professional!

  • Homerovah the Almighty
    Homerovah the Almighty

    I'm the President of the Homerovites of Brooklyn New York,

    I used to be a love slave to Joesph Rutherford back in the 40's, but I was kicked out of Brooklyn when

    I threated to expose the affair at a public talk that I was suppose to give that week.

    A couple of the Judges body guards came to my apartment one Sunday morning dragged me out and through me into a car and that was

    the end of me..............Jehovah works in mysterious ways

    The strangest thing about the Judge was he only wanted oral sex and nothing else, go figure !

  • rache31
    rache31

    No elder or ms here! Dad was an elder until he died. But he was always supportive of me. Man, do I miss him! My mom thinks she's an elder...

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    I was a M.S and Pioneer for 10 years...gave Sunday Public talks.........the pay was lousy.....wait a minute....I was never paid....Oh Crap ripped off again!

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