by DoomVoyager 33 Replies latest watchtower bible
Last year: Snake legs.
This year: Mary's ovum.
Long time ago: Leeches.
I think it's time to revisit leeches.
Are leeches for Christians?
What if they are stored in aluminum cookware?
Anybody wanna hear the Zion's Watchtower cure for appendicitis?
I read it yesterday if anyone's interested?
om
So now they're teaching people about Divine Semen?
Imagine God actually consorting physically with Mary... must have been something like this:
"Oh yes, oh yes, right there baby, tickle my Pillars of Creation, TICKLE 'EM! Oh yeah that's the spot! Oh myself! Oh myself! Oooooo..." *BIG BANG*!!!!
In Mary's case, seeing as she so readily agreed to bear the Savior, I believe God intervened and canceled out the painful effects of giving birth.
Uhm I wasn't aware that she had a choice Did he ask permission to use her body prior to er, you know do'n the do?
nj
