Let's predict what the WTS will cut next

by unbrainwashed 24 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • TheListener
    TheListener

    next publication oriented step: Combining WT study magazine with KM. Simplify, simplify, simplify.

    next organizational step: remove COs. Have city overseers take on the duties and keep their part or full-time jobs so the WTS doesn't have to pay them a dime or worry about their insurance needs.

  • SPAZnik
    SPAZnik

    a few more dissenters.

  • DisconnectingDrone
    DisconnectingDrone

    Next year their will be an announcement that the society has received new light that from Jan 1st 2010 Oral Sex between married couples will no longer be a sin. This will be looked forward to by many brothers & sisters but we will be encouraged to wait till Jan 1st otherwise we will be disciplined.
    The elders will visit each married couple and check that they waiting until Jan 1st 00:00 before accepting the new teaching.
    This will help reduce the tensions of a lot of brothers and sisters and help with the current burdens and attract more people to join, the new study book will then be released at the DC in 2010-the JW version of the Kuma Sutra.

  • garybuss
    garybuss

    "Let's predict what the WTS will cut next"

    Their zip code

  • Dirty Rat
    Dirty Rat

    They will cut on the dress code.

    Brother won't have to wear a suit anymore when they wash windows.

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