"....you people make my ass twitch..."

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  • wings

    The Jerk...has to be.

  • AlmostAtheist

    No, not the Jerk. more recent, but not 'recent'

  • wings

    plaines, trains, and automobiles?

    From one of my Martin favorites...."Welcome to hell.."

  • AlmostAtheist

    'By George, I think she's got it!' ;-)

  • Caedes
    you can't drink that, even the bums on the street wouldn't drink that"

    "That's because they can't afford it, lighter fluid is a far superior drink to meths"

    drinks lighter fluid..."got any more?"


    "liar, what's in your toolbox?"

    No-ones had a go at mine!

    Another quote from the film

    "This place has become impossible. Nothing to eat, freezing cold and now a madman on the prowl outside with eels"

    "There is a certain 'je ne sais quoi' about a firm, young carrot..."

    "If you think you're going to have a weekend's indulgence up here at his expense, which means him having a weekend's indulgence up here at my expense, you got another thing coming"

    Here's a hint, from one of Richard E Grant's most outstanding performances

  • wings

    "...so do all who live to see such times, but it is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that has been given us."

    Any fans?

  • marmot

    You geeks should get this one:


  • wings

    Fried Green Tomatoes?

  • wings

    "It's Monday and everybody works on Monday!"

  • oompa

    for oompa; You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban.

    ya, we've already done this movie but there are soooo many GREAT lines.

    How can nobody have said......."Gosh what big knockers"

    My sense of humor dates well back to my childhood....one favorite show "Get Smart" created by of all genuises, Mel Brooks and Buck Henry....fundamental to humor and even Saturday Night Live. I almost dread the new Get Smart movie.

    How bought this line........"An African or European swallow?".....or "She turned me into a newt!"

    Oh and Dinah: "Put the candle back!"

    Young Frankenstein AGAIN!!!! Go Mel!!

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