Yet more proofs of God's existence- When will the non-believers get it?

by nvrgnbk 27 Replies latest jw friends

  • ninja
    ninja

    dyslexics believe in god ...therefore......dog exits

  • VoidEater
    VoidEater

    Thanks, Ninja - I needed that!

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    JCanon's favorite...

    290. ARGUMENT FROM REVELATION
    (1) God told me that he exists.
    (2) God wouldn't lie.
    (3) Therefore, God exists.

  • Tatiana
    Tatiana

    I love these....

    27. ARGUMENT FROM AMERICAN EVANGELISM
    (1) Telling people that God exists makes me filthy rich.
    (2) Therefore, God exists.

    36. ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPLETE DEVASTATION
    (1) A plane crashed killing 143 passengers and crew.
    (2) But one child survived with only third-degree burns.
    (3) Therefore, God exists.

    45. OPRAH'S ARGUMENT (II)
    (1) Check out this video segment.
    (2) Now how can anyone watch that and NOT believe in God?
    (3) Therefore, God exists.

    121. ARGUMENT FROM PERSECUTION (II)
    (1) Jesus said that people would make fun of Christians.
    (2) I am an idiot.
    (3) People often point that out.
    (4) Therefore, God exists.

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    I loved these: 13, 34, 46, 75, 104

    we get a lot of them on the forum now and then. Funnnnnny

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    I like that they are exposing the speciousness of the reasons people come up with to "prove" the existence of a God--that is, one that is omnipotent, omniscient, and maximally benevolent. There is no way I will believe that such a Being exists, no matter how many specious arguments or threats people can come up with.

    Hopefully, people can and will add to the list. Anything that will drive home that a maximally benevolent God is nothing more than a scam. Circular arguments are the logic: one of my favorites was that God Himself said that He exists in the Bible, and He says He cannot lie (sounds like some of the politicians?); therefore, He exists and will do as He says. Notably, the Witchtower Society capitalizes on that.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    'ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPREHENSIBILITY
    (1) Flabble glurk zoom boink blubba snurgleschnortz ping!
    (2) No one has ever refuted (1).
    (3) Therefore, God exists.'

    There have been a few 'refute this, or else god exists' type of threads here. Not exactly flabble glurk zoom level, but similar style.

    S

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    ARGUMENT FROM SMUGNESS
    (1) God exists.
    (2) I don't give a crap whether you believe it or not; I have better things to do than to try to convince you morons.
    (3) Therefore, God exists.

    Realone?

    S

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Love this one:

    ARGUMENT FROM META-SMUGNESS
    (1) Fuck you.
    (2) Therefore, God exists.

    S

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Mouthy:

    ARGUMENT FROM SACRIFICIAL BLACKMAIL
    (1) Jesus died for your sins.
    (2) Therefore, God exists.

    ;) S

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