Hundreds of irrefutable proofs for God's existence...
Yet more proofs of God's existence- When will the non-believers get it?
by nvrgnbk 27 Replies latest jw friends
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BFD
How could a god exist when ther are knuckeheads like you?
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bigmouth
Hyuck ! I laughed out loud at this one;
# ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (II)
(1) God is love.
(2) Love is blind.
(3) Stevie Wonder is blind.
(4) Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
(5) Therefore, God exists.
When I have a spare two hours I'll read them all. -
BFD
I gotta admit there were some good ones.
Scary, some actually make sense to me.
Funny stuff.
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BFD
I think I'm a 108.
LOL
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PrimateDave
#11
ARGUMENT FROM CREATION, a.k.a. ARGUMENT FROM PERSONAL INCREDULITY (I)
(1) If evolution is false, then creationism is true, and therefore God exists.
(2) Evolution can't be true, since I lack the mental capacity to understand it; moreover, to accept its truth would cause me to be uncomfortable.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
Where have I heard that one before?!?
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Open mind
#18 is the strongest argument for me.
PARENTAL ARGUMENT
(1) My mommy and daddy told me that God exists.
(2) Therefore, God exists.Thanks Nvr.
OM
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nvrgnbk
12. ARGUMENT FROM FEAR
(1) If there is no God then we're all going to not exist after we die.
(2) I'm afraid of that. (3) Therefore, God exists.14. ARGUMENT FROM INTELLIGENCE
(1) Look, there's really no point in me trying to explain the whole thing to you stupid Atheists — it's too complicated for you to understand. God exists whether you like it or not.
(2) Therefore, God exists.15. ARGUMENT FROM UNINTELLIGENCE
(1) Okay, I don't pretend to be as intelligent as you guys — you're obviously very well read. But I read the Bible, and nothing you say can convince me that God does not exist. I feel him in my heart, and you can feel him too, if you'll just ask him into your life. "For God so loved the world that he sent his only begotten son into the world, that whosoever believes in him shall not perish from the earth." John 3:16.
(2) Therefore, God exists.16. ARGUMENT FROM BELIEF
(1) If God exists, then I should believe in Him.
(2) I believe in God.
(3) Therefore, God exists.17. ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION
(1) See this bonfire?
(2) Therefore, God exists. -
VoidEater
Ooh, I'm 24!
ARGUMENT FROM GUITAR MASTERY
(1) Eric Clapton is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists. -
nvrgnbk
144. ARGUMENT FROM MASS MURDER
(1) Stalin was an Atheist.
(2) He murdered millions of people.
(3) Therefore, God exists.To quote PrimateDave,
Where have I heard that one before?!?