you know you are an apostate when.....

by loosie 58 Replies latest jw experiences

  • loosie
    loosie

    You buy a plush rabbit for your collection and you see that the name of it is " flip flop" and you think of the WT society rather than a summer sandal.

    Add your own...

  • flipper
    flipper

    Just driving by a Kingdom Hall creeps you out more than watching the movie " The Exorcist "

  • Princess Daisy Boo
    Princess Daisy Boo

    The first site you visit when you logon to your computer is JWD...

  • flipper
    flipper

    You don't care what any Jehovah's Witness thinks about your opinion. Peace out, Mr.Flipper

  • AWAKE&WATCHING
    AWAKE&WATCHING

    You say "they" when when referring to JW's or "you" instead of "we" when talking to one of them about beliefs.

    That's when I knew I had gone to the dark side.

  • cognac
    cognac

    ok - first off...

    I'm not the apostate, the society is the apostate...

  • reneeisorym
    reneeisorym

    Buying an easter bunny makes you feel rebellious.

    You wonder what people will think when you put up an American Flag out front.

  • Jim_TX
    Jim_TX

    ...you find yourself looking at - and enjoying shopping for - holiday-related items (like Christmas ornaments, etc).

    Regards,

    Jim TX

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    You consider buying the Smurf's DVD even though neither you nor your children particularly care for the Smurf's.

    Dave

  • G Money
    G Money

    You are mindful of their words and phrases and refrain from using them to give credence to their false beliefs... i.e. "the truth", etc.

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