TICKLE ME ELMO....

by memario 10 Replies latest social humour

  • memario
    memario

    There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo
    toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

    Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for

    her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

    The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's
    door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
    employee.

    He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing
    up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

    The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2
    men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so
    backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and
    they're really beginning to pile up.

    At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me
    Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small
    marbles.

    The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps
    it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package
    between Elmo's legs.

    The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
    hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.
    'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I
    think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'

    'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

    mem

  • Sparkplug
    Sparkplug

    Very funny!

  • dinah
    dinah

    Good one, Mem.

  • JK666
    JK666

    Mem,

    Very funny!

    JK

  • Bumble Bee
    Bumble Bee

    you need something tickled tonite hon??

  • Hope4Others
    Hope4Others

    That was great!

    H4O

  • Barbie Doll
    Barbie Doll

    Bumble Bee you need to tickle him. lol lol lol

  • memario
    memario

    I'm undressing as we speak. heehee

    oh I hope I didn't paint a bad mental pic on ya!

    mem

  • sweetface2233
    sweetface2233

    You are undressing as you are posting on JWD? Please tell me that you aren't looking at the "Post your picture" thread at the moment.

  • skeeter1
    skeeter1

    DID YOU SEE THIS NEWS STORy? DEMONIZED ELMO! *********************************** Elmo Doll Threatens to Kill Toddler Friday, February 22, 2008 E-MailPrint Share: DiggFacebookStumbleUpon AP Elmo has a dark side, one Florida family says. It sounds like something the talking doll Chucky from the movies might say: "Kill James!" Instead, a Florida family says the threat to their toddler is coming from a talking Elmo doll. The Bowman family, of Lithia, Fla., said an Elmo doll belonging to their 2-year-old son, James, began to spout death threats towards him after they changed its batteries, TBO.com reports. The Elmo Knows Your Name Doll started saying "Kill James!" in a sing-song voice, the site reports. "It's not something that really you would think would ever come out of a toy," James' mother, Melissa, told the site. "But once I heard, I was just kind of distraught." The toy's manufacturer, Fisher-Price, said it will issue the Bowmans a voucher for a replacement doll, TBO.com reports.

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