Little Johnny

by worldtraveller 3 Replies latest social humour

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  worldtraveller

  LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was "fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."
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  AWAKE&WATCHING
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  OnTheWayOut

  Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when
  his teacher picked him to answer a question:
  
  "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot
  one with your gun, how many would be left ?" "None.", replied
  Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly off."
  
  "The correct answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like your
  thinking."
  
  Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were
  three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her
  cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her
  cone, which one is married ?
  
  Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking her
  cone?"
  
  "No," said Little Johnny, "The one with the wedding ring on her
  finger. But I like the way you think!"
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  worldtraveller

  Little Johnny is smart for his size!