New brand of birth control

sweetface2233

I heard this on the radio a few days ago. I thought I would share it w/ you. I'm still laughing about it.
Due to the Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy scandal, Nickelodeon has come out w/ it's own brand of birth control.
SPONGE BOB
Bumble Bee

Ha ha ha, that's cute!
But you still have to ask the question "is he sponge worthy"?
BB
momzcrazy

But he is square and we are round! I think Sponge Bob volunteered for the job, naughty sponge!
momz
hamsterbait

My Grandmother was always on about birth control.
"Why they keep coming up with pills and potions is beyond me. The breadknife is still effective."
HB
sweetface2233

Why do I keep thinking about sticking Sponge Bob there?
momzcrazy

"Why they keep coming up with pills and potions is beyond me. The breadknife is still effective."
Huh?
JeffT

I thought this was going to be the new device for men: you put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
R.F.

"Why they keep coming up with pills and potions is beyond me. The breadknife is still effective."
DJK

The breadknife is still effective.
Ouch!
sweetface2233

Hey hampsterbait, your grandmother wouldn't happen to have the last name Bobbit, would she?