Name a Book Title That Will NEVER Be Written...

owenfieldreams

"Family Values" by Rudolph Guiliani
seawolf

"How to respect women in 10 easy steps" by Hugh Hefner
jayhawk1

"How To Live Green By Following My Example" by Al Gore
seawolf

"Fiscal Responsibility" by George W. Bush
seawolf

"Vegetarianism 101" by Coronel Sanders
SacrificialLoon

"Movie Theater Etiquette" by Pee Wee Herman
onacruse

Eryn:
Make Money Selling Your Cow Memorabilia on E-Bay by Bikerchic
Muahhahaahaha!
We already have so many of those memorabilia around here, the shelves are at the breaking point! Anybody sells any more of that stuff to her, and I'll come over and squeeze their head like a ripe tomatoe.
RisingEagle

squeeze their head like a ripe tomatoe
"How to win at Spelling Bees" by Dan Quayle
5go

Liberina by 5go
Grauer Kitsune by 5go
My Trouble in Paradise (formerly a sick and twisted armageddon) by 5go
Oops that was three.
onacruse

RisingEagle, I'll have you no that Dan Quail is one of my faverite fellos...at leased he can say "nuclear."