Home depot saftey alert

by BrentR 13 Replies latest social humour

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  BrentR

  A 'Heads Up' for those of us men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
  
  Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
  
  Here's how the scam works:
  
  Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
  
  When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowes. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
  
  I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.
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  horrible life

  Thanks for the warning, and the heads up. I was wondering why my husband kept going to Home Depot, and buying 1 nail at a time.
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  JeffT

  My wife is trying to go to sleep, and I'm having a stroke trying not to laugh out loud. I'm posting that on another board.
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  BrentR

  JeffT, will you be getting some wood this weekend?
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  betterdaze

  Thanks a lot, BrentR.
  
  This was my Christmas money gig, now the gig's up!
  
  Will we see you again on the 16th? You usually come twice on Sundays.
  
  First at HD, then at Lowe's.
  
  Mr. Betterdaze thinks I'm selling crystal at Fortunoff's. Ha!
  
  ~Sue
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  BrentR

  You usually come twice on Sundays

  Just don't tell anyone that I need a long nap in between.
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  avengers

  Which Home Depot?

  lol

  Andy
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  RisingEagle

  That joke was so bad I have to go tell it to at least 20 other people just so they can see how awful it is for themselves.

  Thanks Brent that's good stuff right there.
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  BrentR

  Get'er done!!!
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  Abandoned

  I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.

  OMG! That was good. LOL!