At the rate I'm going, it is going to either be for worshiping the sun or for apostasy. I only wish I could add straight fornication to the mix, but so far Jehovah BAGHEAD has filtered out anything that could lead me in that direction.
In case Jehovah thinks He is going to benefit from that stupid, selfish, and vile course, all it's going to do is hasten my progress to Emperor Class on this forum. And it will be much harsher beatings on the Watchtower Society, since without a wife or girlfriend to temper my posts, they are going to be all the more damaging to that organization.
For sure, I doubt that pedophilia among the hounders is among the reasons for getting disfellowshipped. Maybe "slander" for reporting such.