by outofthebox 14 Replies latest jw friends
Since we have a new light brothers and sisters (See http://www. jehovahs -witness.com/10/147354/1. ashx), that says that generation Jesus was talking about are the anointed still living in earth... Well... Don't you worry. I have the power to delay Armageddon just for you. In the next Commemoration I will eat the bread and drink the wine, so while I am alive you don't have to worry. The Armageddon won't come.
No. You don't need to thank me. Although I need a new car. So...
-ootb
thats extremely kind of you, thank you very much.
How do we know that you won't get hit by a bus leaving the KH?
BFD
Aha! That could be it.
S
Bite your tongues. That's not a way to talk about a future anointed one. Besides, you better take care of me if you want me to delay Armageddon.
actually i dont care
**drinks in a merry manner for tomorrow i may die**
That's very 'Gladiator' of you KW13. Love it. LOL. But, no, seriously, I need a new car. Come on people.
I don't know what the 'new light' is - but I suppose they mean that Armageddon won't happen as long as people keep taking the emblems? Now that's brilliant.
Good call - I might show up at a hall where nobody knows me and take the emblems next year. If we can get a few hundred people to do that, it will bump up their stats.
I remember as a little kid, praying to Jehovah to hold Armegeoddon off, I was so worried about my non-JW relatives and the kids at school. Then there was the really nice lunch room lady that would always take the magazines from me. (my first back call/return visit).
I just knew that if all the JW's got up on the same day and everyone did field service we could knock on every door and make sure everyone had a chance, but some never went out or only on nice days, "fair weather christians" is what my dad called them.
I also thought just the opposite might be true. ...... The bible says EVERYONE would have to hear his name. But those that never heard his name or had a chance to learn, would automatically get a second chance.
lisa
Leasing or financing or buying used?
