You know you have left the J.W's for good when??

by karter 30 Replies latest jw friends

  • karter
    karter

    You look forward to Sunday mornings ........... for a sleep in.

    You buy yourself something really nice and don't worry who your going to offend.

  • journey-on
    journey-on

    You feel your brain cells become active again!

  • Mr. Majestic
    Mr. Majestic

    When the people in the congregation stop asking you how you are

  • R.F.
    R.F.
    You feel your brain cells become active again!

    I believe mine are slowly but surely becoming active. I could've sworn that a few months ago I had severe brain cell damage. R.F.

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    when you send a letter of disassociation and post your picture on JWD.

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    You don't think it's unusual to have Tuesday & Thursday nights free, or to sleep late on weekends.

  • besty
    besty
    when you send a letter of disassociation and post your picture on JWD.

    accompanied by your real name on your profile of course.

  • Mary
    Mary

    • When you make plans for Tuesday and Thursday nights for somethin' fun.
    • When you feel guilty for forgetting a friends' birthday
    • When you drink the wine and eat the bread at another church
    • When you buy a two door car-----guilt free!
    • You make plans for your retirement
    • You don't automatically think that every disaster is the Beginning of The End

    And numero uno:

    • You can't remember what Matthew 24:14 says. (although I doubt any of us will actually ever forget this)
  • Quandry
    Quandry

    You begin sweating and feeling ill at just the thought of going to a meeting.

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    And numero uno:
    • You can't remember what Matthew 24:14 says. (although I doubt any of us will actually ever forget this)
    ~ That says "PREACH GOOD NOOZ OR DIE".

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