Who's Paired Off On This Here Board? (page 7)

ninja

the rumour of my breakup with myself has been greatly exaggerated...da tripolar ninja....p.s its a threesome

Pubsinger

I have got to start comin here more often . . .

I turn my back for 2 secs and my private life suddenly gets very complicated

Pub ( of the "constantly running from irate husbands" class, the "what the hell did I do class" and the "woman in every pub I've ever sung in" class)

brinjen

the rumour of my breakup with myself has been greatly exaggerated...da tripolar ninja....p.s its a threesome

Just the three, ninjy?

snowbird

I guess this thread will have to go, too.

Strange things happening all over the place.

Sylvia

Time to come clean. John Doe, and I. I know, I know, I would have never believed it either!!! But OMG, he is the most awesome guy, you have ever met! The walks, along the stream, watching the leaves turn on the trees, as summer turns to fall. The quiet dinners, by the fire. Watching him work out. Touching those muscles. I love rubbing oil, onto those huge biceps. It is like a dream come true!!! Thank you JWD for giving me John!!!!!

horrible life

Sorry for the misunderstanding.

I thought I was on the "What did you dream about last night" thread. I am so embarrassed.

snowbird

LOL at Horrible Life.

My main concern is this:

dedpoet

Re: Who's Paired Off On This Here Board?

Post 1746 of 1750
since 24-Jul-05

56 y 7 m 27 d

Fullofdoubtnow/Dedpoet

Sort of.

We knew each other as jws, and stayed in touch when
I left in 1999. We finally got together, in 2005, and
Linda moved in to live with me at the beginning of 2006,
by which time we'd known each other almost 15 years.

We'd always been close friends, and we got closer when
Linda came to my flat a lot when she was exiting the
watchtower in the summer of 2005 to research the org
and eventually post on here, as she didn't have a pc of
her own at the time.

JCanon/Obves ;-)

lol @ Clam.

IP: sDVJqN/g05R1rjkH

Ain't that something?

Sylvia

horrible life

Scary isn't it? They were so much in love. They waited so long to be together. And had such a short time together. Until.......the keys on the computer stuck. Poof!! She was gone. So, so sad.

snowbird

Until.......the keys on the computer stuck. Poof!! She was gone. So, so sad.

Yeah, just like that. This would make one of those sappy Lifetime movies. Simon should sell them the rights to the story.

Sylvia

IP_SEC

Down here on the farm the weather gets messy
Laying around with nothin' to do
When you went away, you took my cow Bessie
I miss her darling, more than I miss you

You took off your leg, your wig and your eye glass
And you shoud've seen the look on my face
I wanted to kiss, I wanted to hug you
But you were scattered all over the place

Chorus:
Where, where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over,
And thought I found true love.
You met another and
Phht! you were gone.

I know that you loved me, here's my way of knowing
The proofs hanging out right there on the line
When I see the snow and feel the wind blowing
Your nighties hugging them long johns of mine

The noises you made at our supper table
Your habits, my dear, were surely absurd
But how many times do I have to tell you
Soup is a dish to be seen and not heard

Chorus:
Where, oh where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over,
And thought I found true love.
You met another and
Phht! you were gone.

Remember you phoned me a-sobbin' and cryin'
The dog bit your maw, and drug her around
You said she looked pale and thought she was dying
I said "Don't worry, I'll buy a new hound."

I had six kids and you had eleven
And we had a boy, and they grew like flowers
I wish you'd come back, without you ain't heaven
'Cause your kids and my kids are beatin' up ours

Chorus:
Where, oh where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over,
And thought I found true love.
You met another and
Phht! you were gone

I searched the world over,
And thought I found true love.
You met another and
Phht! you were gone...

Who's Paired Off On This Here Board?

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