Your avatars least favorite Scripture....see what I mean?

by oompa 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • oompa
    oompa

    (Leviticus 21:18-20) 18 In case there is any man in whom there is a defect, he may not come near: a man blind or lame or with his nose slit or with one member too long, 19 or a man in whom there proves to be a fracture of the foot or a fracture of the hand, 20 or hunchback or thin or diseased in his eyes or scabby or having ringworms or having his testicles broken.

    dang just lay it on me man.....thanks for the too long member.....oompa

  • tula
    tula

    oompa...you are just too damn funny for your own good.

    That scripture means that the high priest is required to have physical perfection in emulation of the "perfect one" that was to come.

    So, why did some of us come out so ugly?

    I can't help but wonder sometimes if this is really how we looked when we were created. When Adam and Eve noticed they were naked...maybe there really WAS something else missing! (Am I the only one who ever thought that?)

    I have seen some bugs that were prettier than people. I mean really...have you looked at some of the macro photography of bugs? They are absolutely elegant. Beautiful colors and design work. Then take a look at yourself. Pretty drab comparison, huh

    (well, not you personally...I mean humans in general.)

    or with one member too long, 19

    is that a problem for you? Complaints?

    oompa.... lets go over to changelings party. There are some beautiful people there and we will fit right in!

  • loosie
    loosie

    Genesis 22:8

    Abraham answered, "God himself will provide the lamb for the burnt offering, my son." And the two of them went on together.

    seriously what's with the burnt lambs?!?!?!?!

  • bigmouth
    bigmouth

    "...and you ought not to maintain a big mouth in the day of their distress." -Ob. 12

    Watch me ignore that when the borg collapses!

  • TheSilence
    TheSilence

    Exodus 6:6 "...and I will deliver you from their bondage..."

    1 Tim 4:8 "for bodily discipline is only of little profit..."

    Ecc 11:10 "...and put away pain from your body..."

    and not specific to my avatar, but specific to my own personal interperetation of my avatar:

    Col 3:18 "Wives, submit to your own husbands..."

    Jackie

  • ex-nj-jw
    ex-nj-jw
    having his testicles broken.

    Damn I just got my master's in nursing and didn't know you could BREAK testicles

    Sound very painfull!

    nj

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    That testicle breaking or crashing refers to a way of making someone a eunuch apart from surgically removing the testicles. It must have been very painful but the world then and up to recently was barbaric. And it still is in some parts.

  • sweetstuff
    sweetstuff
    Leviticus 1

    1:9 But his inwards and his legs shall he wash in water: and the priest shall burn all on the altar, to be a burnt sacrifice, an offering made by fire, of "a sweet savour unto the LORD".

  • Clam
    Clam

    Great thread idea Oompa. Not my avatar but my username's least favourite. . .

    Leviticus 11 - . . And all that do not have fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination to you.

    animclam.gif picture by elvishimmlerCLAM

  • Paralipomenon
    Paralipomenon

    Ezra 1: 1 In the first year of Cyrus king of Persia, in order to fulfill the word of the LORD spoken by Jeremiah, the LORD moved the heart of Cyrus king of Persia to make a proclamation throughout his realm and to put it in writing:

    Mine is tricky, I'll be interested if anyone can figure it out.

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