You are all invited to a cocktail party!

by changeling 151 Replies latest jw friends

  • changeling

    Of course darling...

  • orbison11

    "when i am good, i am very good,

    but when i am bad, i am better" she said as she swashed in to the ballroom or was it just another room,,,,ah she had been to so many lately but this was the one she had so wanted to appear at......

    hair of gold, eyes that sparkled,,,,,,now where is my champagne,,,,,oh yes, next to timothy

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Hey, why don't you all join me in a little song!

    Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news
    that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There
    seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see
    what happened?

    Yeah, I did. I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here he
    come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables,
    nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said, "Don't
    look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed.

    Here he comes, look at that, look at that
    There he goes, look at that, look at that
    And he ain't wearin' no clothes

    Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
    Look at that, look at that
    Fastest thing on two feet
    Look at that, look at that
    He's just as proud as he can be
    Of his anatomy
    He goin' give us a peek

    Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
    Look at that, look at that
    He likes to show off his physique
    Look at that, look at that
    If there's an audience to be found
    He'll be streakin' around
    Invitin' public critique

    This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the gas
    station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

    Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared
    out of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't
    have nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin'
    her a cold drink. I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too
    late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of
    the shock absorbers.

    He ain't crude, look at

  • feelinsketchy

    Hi Changeling.

    Me and the Missus will be arriving in full formals in a Maybach Limousine. Between Vespers, (3 measures Gin, One of Vodka, 1/2 of Lillet with a slice of Lemon) we'll dance the night away to Cole Porter, Frank, and Billie Holiday perhaps with a little Sarah Vaughn mixed in. "Peel me a Grape" At breakfast, we won't discuss what took place the rest of the night, because we are far too fine a people to discuss such things.

    Thanks for the thread. I really, really needed that.


  • BFD

    Boy, you really went all out. Like my tux? *Spin and turn*

    Is A&W here yet? I'd like the first dance with her.

  • changeling

    I"m so glad you sould make it orbison. You look dashing in that tuxedo! Can I get you a drink?

  • changeling

    BFD!!!!! You make me squeal like a little girl!

  • orbison11

    (hand on hip, throwing chest to the stars, with carved ivory cigarette holder in hand )

    darling, can you not see i am 'the' woman of the room......

    (lol tee)


  • changeling

    Feelingsketchy, your choice in music is perfect. I'll add a little "salsa" to that and we'll really have us a party!

  • sweetstuff

    Why thank you, a gift for the hostess, thought you might enjoy this basket of Lush bath products for after your guests leave. I am wearing a low back red cocktail dress, I arrive alone, no date, I am on the dance floor now! The band is playing my request, Umbrella by Riahanna. Having a great time, oh, someone cute dances my way.

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