You are all invited to a cocktail party!

by changeling 151 Replies latest jw friends

  • changeling
    changeling

    Where: My country estate

    When: Now

    Dress code: black tie

    Directions: Just close your eyes and click your heels three times and you'll be here

    Setting: A large party tent in the middle of beautiful manicured grounds. Round tables with tall floral arrangements circle the tented room. Twinkle lights envelope dozens of moss covered Live Oak trees. Garden paths lead you past fragrant flowers and fountains.

    Entertainment: A large dance floor beccons you as a faboulous band plays every request. An open, well stocked bar is in the far left corner of the tent. Servers scurry around endlessly with platters full of exquisite hors d'ouvres. A fountain stands ready for you to dip fresh strawberries or cream puffs in it's lucious river of dark chocolate. A buffet table awaits with everything from shrimp bisque to a carved crown roast.

    Accomodations: There are enough rooms in my home for all of you to spend the night. And in the morning, you will be served a scrumptious breakfast prepared by a world renowned chef.

    No expense has been spared. As your hosts, rv and I want you to enjoy the best evening of your lives.

    We have only one request: no one is to discuss religion or tell JW sob stories.

    Please, make yourselves at home. Enjoy one another's company and conversation.

    Tell me: What are you wearing? Did you bring a date? Who are you talking to? What's the subject? What songs will you request from the band? Are you dancing? Are you having a good time? Is there anything I can get you?

  • changeling
    changeling

    Just so you'll recognize me...you know that little number Eva Langoria wore to the Emmy's? That's my dress, I let her borrow it. I look much better in it then she does...

    changeling

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    Please, make yourselves at home.

    Oh good, I get to wear my birthday suit, fart, scratch, and belch!

  • changeling
    changeling

    It's lovely to see you John. You are the first to arrive! RV has a tux in your size back at the house, please let James the butler escort you. You may join us again when you are ready.

  • tula
    tula

    Oh Changeling, dahling...its amazing what you've done with this place! The air is so thick with the scent of gardenias, it just sends me...un autre monde...

  • changeling
    changeling

    Never mind John. Who is that handsome man you arrived with? He looks like Antonio Banderas!

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    You are the first to arrive! RV has a tux in your size back at the house, please let James the butler escort you. You may join us again when you are ready.

    Why thank you, but I really prefer the feeling of freedom. Just doesn't feel like home in clothes. ;-)

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    And the only other person here besides you, dear changeling, is that pervert John Doe.

    My thoughts exactly! What did you have in mind?

  • changeling
    changeling

    John dear, you really must behave or I will be forced to have bigdreux handle this matter for me.

  • Spectre
    Spectre

    I'm going to show up fashionably late.

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