I don't know if it qualifies as a site, but I like this...
Why we should stick to the original, tried and true, shock method of
Jehovah's Witnesses and other such mindless entities.
By John Constantine (Frater X)
Subtitle: A reply to "jehova2.txt" by Dryada
DA: Matt (Vincent Black Shadow) has uploaded a nice "theatre piece"
DA: on how to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses. Though I dare say
DA: of his suggestions will work, and they do sound like they could
DA: be fun, I personally would not recommend most of his approach,
DA: for lots of reasons.
DA: They are so "well meaning" and pleasant people, in their own
DA: disturbed way, that I find the suggestion of "Matt" to be
DA: counterproductive and occassionally racist in their consequences
DA: (since most of the JW's are black).
"Well meaning"? "Pleasant"? These people are trying to
others into their slavish morality. They are the avatars of a
They represent, besides sexual repression and censorship,
malignant faith responsible for the deaths of millions in the
Many are still slain every day in body and soul by repressive
y. In Blakes words, they've come to my door to "bind with thistles
my joys and desires." fuck em.
Would associate yourself with a neo-nazi group simply because
they say they
are reformed? How much patience would you have if a rep. of Hitler
on your property? Jehovahs Witnesses and other Christian nutcases
that. The only excuse that can be made for them is that they have
tized into their despicable reality-tunnel. They are pitiful wretches
opposed to well meaning and pleasant people.
DA: NO MATT, I AM NOT SAYING YOU
DA:ARE PERSONALLY A RACIST. (Please, Goddess, let this be the one
DA:time someone understands what I am talking about when I talk
DA:about society's racist underpinnings and how we can all
DA: innoently set the ball rolling when we don't think about NOT
Da: setting it rolling REAL HARD.) We're talking about social
DA: results, not personal intent.
Jehovah's Witnesses are some of the most pitiful victims of rascism.
Christians dragged them from their homes and forced their sick
them. Now they are free and spreading the dogma which lead to
Yes, they are pitiable. But we must pity them in the same way we
gangrenous limb. We remove it with sorrow and pain, but remove it,
it fast we must.
DA: The best one and least misleading,
DA: I thought, was inviting them to an orgy. Though I am definitely
DA: not fond of Christians, I wouldn't want to do anything to them
DA: that I would be embarrassed by, or give them legitimate food for
DA: stories about us "devil worshippers".
Perhaps a good flash might help to shock them into a re-evaluation
of their pitiful, worthless, misplaced faith. Say to them "Show me
Jehovah!" When they can't produce him say "I show you Priapus!"
into our pants and producing an erect cock (or making some
gesture if you are female.)
DA: Also, I have heard,
DA: that some people have used the "Church of Bob" as an
DA: excuse to attend festivals and behave abominably. The people
DA: doing this are not true pagans, in the sense that they have no
DA: real or unreal belief in or devotion to anything.
I see. Just as the Pope has the authority to determine who is and is
a "true" christian you have the authority to determine who is and is
I have successfully discouraged both Mormons (who tend to be
white, better coached, and a little more difficult to discourage)
and JW's. There are several techniques that work fine and are
not so extreme. I have also heard (and been) some stories that
are fascinating and sounded like a lot of "good clean" fun:
DA: Technique # 2: IF YOU ARE AT ALL A BIBLE SCHOLAR (which
DA: us are!), you can tell them about parts of the NEW TESTAMENT,
DA: Gospel, no less, that appear to justify slavery and subjugation.
Yes, ask them why they have adopted their former masters faith.
DA: This takes longer than Technique 1, but can be lots of fun if
DA: your bored and cocky enough, and want to do your good deed for
DA: the day. This doesn't work too well on Mormons---they're
DA: cynical, well-drilled propagandists (usually accompanied by a
DA: church deacon), not the wide-eyed innocents that the Witnesses
DA: send out.
This can be fun but remember the ony book these people ever read
bible. They have a quote to justify everything they do and arguing
them is "Like pissing up a rope." This is a good technique if you are
public and can't manage anything with a significant shock value.
DA: Technique # 3: Answer the door, and tell them to leave, and look
DA: ANGRY (ignoring the children they often have with them). Be
DA: impolite. Both Mormons and JW's will go away and not come
DA: It also works on traveling salesmen. I do this well and I am a 5
DA: foot tall female.
Yes, but we must let them know WHY we are angry! Remember they
are there to
ENSLAVE you! No matter how you pretty it up that is what it boils