A Watchtower Approved Christmas Song:

by Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • RisingEagle
    RisingEagle

    "I'm dreaming of a whites-only paradise" - words and lyrics by Russell/Rutherford

    "Apostates roasting on an open fire"

  • sweetstuff
    sweetstuff

    Oh Armageddon Armageddon,Armageddon Rock,
    Entrails and splines of the unbelievers...
    Racked up just everywhere!
    Oh Armageddon Armageddon Armageddon Rock
    Well its a swell time, its the right time,
    To tell you all your rotting corpses,
    Its the right time to tell you all your doom,
    In the background, Armageddon is about to loom,
    Mix and and a mingle and fornicate,
    That's the Armageddon, that's Armageddon ROCK!

  • sweetstuff
    sweetstuff

    Thought of another one, weeeee.

    Oh Jah the destroyer,
    Had a very wicked plan,
    He would set you up and watch you fall,
    then laugh about it all day!
    Oh, Jah the destroyer,
    Wants you to bow down,
    That's right you better kiss his crown,
    Or his agents will come and whisk you right away!
    Oh Jay the destroyer,
    Says yer screwed if you don't obey,
    He'll rip your colon from your ass and
    make you beg and pray!

  • theMartian
    theMartian

    O come let us deplore him, O come let us ignore him...

    Do you realise everything about the X-Mas story is not true?

    alt

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    Silver [door]Bells

  • sweetstuff
    sweetstuff

    O come let us deplore him, O come let us ignore him...

    Do you realise everything about the X-Mas story is not true?

    Do you realize everything about the WTS is not true?

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