A little Biblical humor (groan)

by bikerchic 17 Replies latest social humour

  • bikerchic
    bikerchic

    A LITTLE BIBLICAL HUMOR

    Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
    A. Ruthless.

    Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?

    A. German Shepherds.

    Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

    A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

    Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

    A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

    Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

    A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

    Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
    A. Samson. He brought the house down.

    Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?

    A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

    Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

    A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

    Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A. The area around Jordan The banks were always overflowing.

    Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
    A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

    Q. Which Bible character had no parents?

    A. Joshua, son of Nun.

    Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?

    A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. ( Groan ...)

    PS. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?

    Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . "He-brews"

  • free2think
    free2think

    LOL Bikerchic. The last one was my fave.

  • Warlock
    Warlock

    I thought they were all funny.

    Warlock

  • bernadette
    bernadette

    Bikerchic

    here are some more (groan groan groan)

    Q. Who is the shortest man in the bible?

    A. Knee high miah

    Q. The fattest woman in the bible?

    A. The woman of some area.

    Q Did Jesus use American slang?

    A Matthew 8:18. When Jesus saw a crowd around him, he gave the command to shove off for the other side.

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    Who had the stretchiest skin in the Bible?

    Abraham.

    He tied his ass to a tree and walked up a mountain.

  • free2think
    free2think

    LOL Nvr

  • bernadette
    bernadette

    nvr - hehehehe

    Who had the stretchiest skin in the Bible?

    Abraham.

    He tied his ass to a tree and walked up a mountain.

    any more anyone?

  • free2think
    free2think

    Q Did Jesus use American slang?

    A Matthew 8:18. When Jesus saw a crowd around him, he gave the command to shove off for the other side

    LMAO Bernadette

  • brinjen
    brinjen

    OMGROFLMFAO! You're all killing me!

  • erandir
    erandir

    This is an old one...

    Did you know that baseball is mentioned in the bible? It says so right in Genesis: In the big inning...

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