Just read this:
Classic! LOL Good one, Mary.the Never-Ending prayer
FOR THOSE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE GOING TO THE ASSEMBLY, HERE'S SOME TIPS:
by Mary 67 Replies latest jw friends
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ozziepost
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delilah
Um.....what time will you be drinking your Tequila and will you be saving me some?
Oh, just about ALL day..............of course I'll save ya some, and I'll save some fer Butt and Bumble too....
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The wanderer
Dear Mary:
After you return from the ASSembly don't
forget to write your version and post
it up here (heh-heh).
Respectfully,
The Wanderer -
nvrgnbk
I gather after reading this post... All of you were not happy at the Assemblies???
ME???? I looked so forward to them.... I knew I was going to receive spirituel food & new light.I was going to meet my brothers & sister -who were perfect...
I was going to bring my kids along, so they could enter into Paradise & play with the Lions, Tigers, Elephants....
I dont think ANY OF YOU attended MY assembly!!! They all had halo's in my opinion....Check out mouthy and the caustic sarcasm. Love it!
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gusgus1
Mouthy Says:
I gather after reading this post... All of you were not happy at the Assemblies???
ME???? I looked so forward to them.... I knew I was going to receive spirituel food & new light.I was going to meet my brothers & sister -who were perfect...
I was going to bring my kids along, so they could enter into Paradise & play with the Lions, Tigers, Elephants....
I dont think ANY OF YOU attended MY assembly!!! They all had halo's in my opinion....
Well Now as you attend the assembly watch for Mouthy outside....... I am picketing.....Hey Mum, I was at the same assemblies as you, but I sat in the boring sections, not the saints section with you, I guess I had more fun.
Although I wouldn't waste my time going back now, I enjoy sudoka better....
Hilarious Mary, you should write a book, and maybe sell it at the conventions, 5 books per family, quite the sales..... lol
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mouthy
Now Gus Gus what did I teach you?????? "If you cant say anything nice Dont say anything at all"""LOL Love you lots>>>>> Glad to see you post again....This lot are my OTHER family....
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mouthy
I enjoy sudoka better....What the heck is that sudoka?????
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BlackPearl
4. Tired of looking up all those scriptures telling you that you're not doing enough in God's Organization? The answer is simple: bring a novel to read, placing it inside your bible (best ones are either The Godfather or one of the early Harry Potter novels) as they fit snugly into the bible. Everyone around you will be impressed that your eyes never leave the bible and how totally immersed you are spiritual things.
Geez, I never thought of this! Man, I could have had a college degree for all the years I spent sitting there. Could have studied really something interesting.
BP