..Creative Insults.. (page 3)

metatron

"I wave my private parts in your general direction"

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

Monty Python ( if my memory holds)

metatron

leokio

To anyone who is trying to impress you with his knowledge of whatever subject..."You are obviously educated far beyond your intellegence..." This usually gets a "thank you" -Leo

davegod

Write this down, hand it to someone and ask them to read it aloud. It's a game!

I am sofa king we todd it

Have them read it until they get it. It's much better with an audience.

Scully

One of my personal favorites:

You have the manners of a goat and you smell like a dung heap, and you have no knowledge whatsoever of your potential. ~ Sean Connery, Highlander

This one is from the movie Roxanne:

"He has a nice ass!" "Yeah, too bad it's on his shoulders!"

jgnat

Having the entire English language at my disposal helps. But I need to be in a good boil, and have a "deserving one" firmly in my sights, before the words fly.

Mysterious

Ever call a male xxxx [Edited by jgnat. Ewwww.]

lola28

I learned a new word weeks ago it's "tursa" and it means that a woman is a "social worker"

Lola

bigdreaux

i refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

SnakesInTheTower

Ninja

the rest of your fathers sperm must have been in a terrible state if you made it to the egg first

That's priceless! I gotta remember that one! I once had a young sister ask me how to spell a word...I said "look it up, ignorance is bliss".... this little angelic girl (at the time) tells me (an adult MS/pioneer at the time) "then you must be the most blissful person on the planet" What could I say? I still laugh when I think of it. Had another sister in FS say to her roommate "I feel like I have a brain tumor"...her roommate says back to her...deadpan..."it must be lonely up there"... we were dying.... ...guess you had to be there SnakesInTheTower (of the "likes this insult thread" Sheep Class)

rwagoner

save your breath.....you'll need it to blow up (inflate) your date later....

or

who lit the fuse xxxx [Edited by jgnat: Ewww]

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