Notice, that the calendar has space on each date to write. This is so if Armageddon comes, each day you can write what you see down. For example, I saw my neighbor lying in the street, and it was great seeing the birds tearing away at his rotten flesh. Or, the earth opened up downtown, I saw at least 50 people drop into it. It was great.
The district assemblies, Well, now, we are thinking about having lions and apostates, meeting each other. We wouldn't want the stadiums to go to waste. Jehovah does have a sense of humor you know.