Satan is greater than god. Live with it.

by LtCmd.Lore 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • LtCmd.Lore
    LtCmd.Lore

    OK, I know what you're thinking: "DUH, what took you so long!" "Is this guy nuts?"

    But I can prove it.

    Nothing is better than god, right?

    And nothing is inferior to Satan, right?

    Satan is superior to nothing, and nothing is better than god.

    So let G represent god, and S represent Satan, and N represent nothing.

    N > G

    N < S

    S > N > G

    So Satan is greater than god. Sorry Christians the math is undeniable.

    Lore

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    Semantics, my good man, semantics.

    But when you are talking about imaginary super-beings, anything goes!

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    Sorry, my fellow atheist, but you must bow to the will of google:

    http://www.sucks-rocks.com/rate/god/satan

    As it happens, God's rocks-to-sucks-ratio is slightly better than Satan's. (He must have better marketing people!)

    Dave

  • JamesThomas
    JamesThomas

    What Nathan said.

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    No I am not!

    Awwwwwwwwwww. All this adulation is making me .

    Thanks LtCmd.Lore!

  • LtCmd.Lore
    LtCmd.Lore

    Maybe you'll enjoy this as well.

    Women take time and money: w = t * m

    Time is money: t = m

    Therefore: w = m^2

    Money is the root of all evil: m = ve

    Therefore, women are evil: w = e

  • SirNose586
    SirNose586

    Dave, it also appears that we rock!

  • avidbiblereader
    avidbiblereader

    Since you seem to know this and "apparently" have a connection with Satan or at least an admiration for him

    Ask him if he feels superior to God,

    I'll bet you failed math in school

    abr

  • found-my-way
    found-my-way

    Satan...

    was

    the most

    interesting

    character

    in the

    Bible

    JMHO!

  • Undecided
    Undecided

    Anything good that happens God does it, anything bad the Devil does it. It's easy to see who is greater.

    Well, while thinking on this I guess God is greater than the Devil in my life.

    Ken P.

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