How many of us fake nationality ?

by 5go 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • 5go
    5go

    By the way Konichiwa ?

    Domo Arigato for your replies !

    Guten Tag ! oops ! I meant to say lebewohl !

  • Lunamoth
    Lunamoth

    Well 5go,

    I ain't ahardly bean no place else'n Texas so's I don't reckon I could be afakin' it, but mahbe I could done purtend to be from New Mexico cuz I been thar afore, supposin' I might purtend that I been ab ducted by them thar alien critters, cuz I seen them on TV and that a way I could be from Pluto or the Moon or Uranus or Pluto's Uranus or the Moons Uranus or yeah well anywho, ya know what I mean?

    Love and Laughter,

    Lunamoth

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    I've moved from the U.S. to Kazakhstan to Iceland to Canada in less than three months. It's really becoming quite exhausting.

    Nvr

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    As a fader, I have revealed quite a bit. So to keep my identity secret,
    (you know, like Superman or Batman) I have created a phoney location
    and all. I am really from a different country and don't know much about
    US ways. It's pretty easy to fake it.

    Oh, GO BEARS, GO BULLS, GO CUBS, GO SOX.
    I don't even understand those sports. We like to play water polo here.

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    Oh my god! I know who you are now Onthewayout - your cover is sooo blown!

  • 5go
    5go

    Yeah this texas to japan move was tuff.

    did you know it's on the other side of the world.

    that and they don't like guns here !

    I just told them they were airsoft guns they let me go through customs without to much fuss. Finding a gun range though is another matter.

  • 5go
    5go

    yesterday I finally gave up and just went out in my back yard to shoot and aparently. some one called the sheriff and he call the army. because soon I hard a tank pointed at my house.

    It left me with one option I got mine fired up and now we have a good ole texas stand off.

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    Did anyone notice that I changed my origin to Oklahoma? I think I'll become Icelandic next:)

    Does anyone know if Tiny White posts here?

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    Wotcha mate, didja jess go up the apples 'n pears from the faw'ief flah? Oy, wot? You say oy sahn' really fake? Wo'eva, see ya la'er.

  • Warlock
    Warlock

    Da metah's alwas runnin'.

    Warlock

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