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Marvin Shilmer
Worst flatulence experience? Here is mine... Can you top it?
by What-A-Coincidence 72 Replies latest jw experiences
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ssrriotsquad
A friend got crook in the stomach after a meal at a restuarant (she had the 'Special of the Day') and while going home told my father to pull over. She opened the door and stuck her head out and starting vomiting. While she was vomiting, she farted loudly with each throw of the vomit as well. We didn't know whether it was going forward and going through the bottom.
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yntduit
When I was in the 7th grade and sitting in a very quite class, I had to break wind. I thought that if I scrunched down on it and let it out very slow no one would know the difference; Those were the days of a good tight sphinster muscle. As I let out the gas it whistled (Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep) The teacher said "who is whistling?" Several of the students spoke up and said it is coming from outside, teacher. Not only did I fart but I discovered I was a good ventriloquist.