The Moment You Have All Been Waiting for Has Arrived:

by Crumpet 52 Replies latest jw friends

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    Way to go crumpy!!!!!!!!!

    Now come on over for a beer!

    The day I end up at a bar buying a round for you and brookie will be the day I feel like a real ex JW I reckon!

  • bigwilly
    bigwilly

    4k? Congrats Crumpet!!!!

    *looks at own 100+ posts and feels a bit inadequate*

    The Day After Armageddon http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/85488/1409078/post.ashx#1409078 which was sequelled by a further alarming thread entitled:

    the Day After Armageddon - Part Deux - http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/85489/1409080/post.ashx#1409080

    Did you write those? They were good! I'd actually like to see more along that line.

  • kerj2leev
    kerj2leev
    The day I end up at a bar buying a round for you and brookie will be the day I feel like a real ex JW I reckon!

    Ex-Jw girls gone wild.... I would guess!!

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    Crumpet's amazing wit and incisive intelligence was displayed early on in great debates initiated by the mass debator himself JH called "Does the Bible teach man is superioer to woman or just different?"

    I dont know if the bible teaches it but I do remember that if Dad ever get home when mum saying a prayer before we eat he would chuck a teatowel over her head, or if she was conducting a bible study and he was present. I never understood why God would be happier with my mum wearing a teatowel!

    Crumpet went on to find some old friends from childhood on the board Little Toe and Bull01lay - they didnt actually remember her, but what the hell! And she went on to make new friends (and some enemies)! In June 2005 she overcame her first major board hurdle http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/7/93162/1575456/post.ashx#1575456 immortalised in the thread entitled "I made it to 1000". She reported live from London on the 7/7 London Tube and Bus bombings - http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/93923/1591590/post.ashx#1591590 Having earnt her stripes she felt ready to meet some real live apostadudes and she bucked up the courage to attend her first apostafest at a hidden location known as Weston Super Mare where she had a marvellous time as the photos bear witness http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/19/94031/1596194/post.ashx#1596194.

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet
    Did you write those? They were good! I'd actually like to see more along that line.

    No Big W - but read through the whole lot - it makes gripping reading. i think I put the link to the site i got them from within the threads.

  • ButtLight
    ButtLight
    Ex-Jw girls gone wild.... I would guess!!

    You bettya! Hey crupet, brooke even holds your hair back and wipes your face when you up chuck..........after 20 beers

  • bigwilly
    bigwilly

    I thought this thread needed one of these!

    alt

  • Dismembered
    Dismembered

    Awesome Ms. Crumpet!

    Must be you like this place?

    ps: You look different though

    Dismembered

  • ButtLight
    ButtLight

    Lets make fun of crumpet, she hit her 75 post limit!!!

    How does it feel hun, to know I can make fun of you, and you cant reply? LMFAO

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    Haha! i just got one measley post back - so don't laugh too hard Butt!

    Dismembered - does that mean you like how I have aged in my avatar - I must say I've had a fair bit of interest now that I have blossomed! LOL!

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