Who doesn't give two ****s about the super bowl?

Euphemism

So, am I the only person (or at least, the only male) in the USA who won't be glued to my TV in an hour?
MeneMene

I won't be watching.

What I usually do though is tape it so I can fast forward through the game and watch the commercials. Some of them are very good.
tetrapod.sapien

i'm not really sure i even know what sport the super bowl is for.
tetra
Spectre

What's a super bowl?
LtCmd.Lore

I am male, and I live in the US, and I will NOT be watching the SB... I find sports to be uninteresting.
I simply do not understand the common human obsession of watching a bunch of smelly guys kick, throw or hit a ball into a net, basket or field. It just seems mindless.
LtCmd.Lore
Cellist

I'll admit to being ignorant that it was even on. I'll also admit that both my husband and myself would be bored senseless watching it.

Cellist
YoursChelbie

Once I find it on the tv, I'll just leave it on for a few minutes to help me take a good nap on the sofa.
zzzzzzzzzz
YC
Leolaia

Me too, team sports in general make me glaze over.
UnConfused

Well, I don't have anything better to do.
TopHat

It's a Gambler's game.....I like the half time entertainment and first time seen commercials.