~ Poem: For WOMEN only~

FlyingHighNow

Men may not not appreciate this, but I have a hunch a few of you women will. Feel free to disuss:

A Woman's Poem
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him...
Like his mama used to do.

ButtLight

LMAO, now aint that the truth!

AuldSoul

Nyah-nyah-nyah-nah-nyah! I read it!

[runs to avoid getting the sh*t smacked out of me...]

daystar

man-haters... pfft...

Don't blame the man if you can't cook worth a damn. I suppose you expect him to lie about it?

I appreciate this about as much as I appreciate any mysoginistic crap, none at all.

FlyingHighNow

He he, Daystar. Nag, nag, nag.

daystar

Yeah, yeah...

ButtLight

Daystar,

Go sit back on the couch, put your hand in your pants, drink your beer, burp, and yell, "when is dinner going to be ready!!!"

daystar

Go sit back on the couch, put your hand in your pants, drink your beer, burp, and yell, "when is dinner going to be ready!!!"

LOL! If only I had that luxury.

mrsjones5

I'm a good cook which hubby appreciates but there's other stuff that he wants me to do like his mama (yeah the one who used to beat the hell out of him - go figure ). Maybe one day he'll get it through his head that I'm not his mama nor do I want to be his mama (maybe I should start beating the hell out of him)

cyrus

Its ur own fault u married the pussy whipped mamas boy .U should have married a real man who didnt need u do do that shit for him .someone who took u to bed and makes ur toes curl eh

~ Poem: For WOMEN only~

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