Post "Sayings" that JW's don't say (page 3)

I need to purchase a calendar because I keep forgetting to write birthdays down.

Oh man I lost my shirt at the casino the other day.

I've been healthy so far this year, knock on wood!

Have you gotten your copy of crisis of conscience yet?

I went to midnight mass on Christmas Eve

Get some rubbers, man. I don't want to get preggers before we're married.

I took the kids to see Santa Claus.

I'll be going to college next year.

Can I use your lighter?

I like your beard.

I bookmarked JWD for easy reference.

Re: Papal Bulls: "a solemn papal letter sealed with a bulla [the round usually lead seal] or with a red-ink imprint of the device on the bulla."

Bulletin: "a brief news item intended for immediate publication."

WEBSTER'S New Collegiate Dictionary, 1977, p. 145

At our KH we called the bulletin board "information board."

Others:

I have accepted Jesus Christ as my personal savior.

I think I'll sleep in this weekend.

At last! I'm finally caught up with all my theocratic reading!

CoCo

"Jesus loves you" in reply to a depressed, shunned DFed teenager, whoes really , really sorry for going too far with his GF

I AM/WAS WRONG

abr

Wasnt that a great debate we had at the Watchtower study on Sunday?

DB74

That's a handsome beard you have, mate!

"It gave up the ghost" (referring to an appliance that quit working), or
"He gave up the ghost" (referring to someone who died)

Cellist

I remember when I was younger saying gosh darn it was NOT ok but dad burn it was, and so was H.E. double toothpicks.

"I believe in myself" ~ Actually I've got pep talk from "responsible brothers" several times for saying that, creepy cult!

Post "Sayings" that JW's don't say