by Fleshybirdfodder 20 Replies latest jw friends
Remember those jokes we heard time and time again from the platform yet still everyone got a good (fake) chuckle? I remember hearing this one a million times: "A pioneer was stressing about which vehicle to buy for service, but remember, Jesus said '"follow in my footsteps, not my tire tracks!!!"'
FBF
What will the pioneers do after Armageddon, since there won't be any door-to-door work?
Make umbrellas for the thousand-year rain!
I don't know about platform jokes, but Fleshybirdfodder--I love your name!!!
Thanks love2bwordly!
I figure if that is my fate, I might as well go with it!
FBF
For me, the most common joke I heard from the platform was..........
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..............every single word ever spoke.
How about calling on Sister Pain in the rear for her comment................
Or the Sadducees who didn't believe in the resurrection and that is why they were so 'sad you see'!
Please take your Bibles and 'Flip' to Phillipians.
The shortest poem in the Bible,...........Adam Haddum!
All dumb stuff I have heard from the platform........................................Glad I'm gone!
Outaservice
Unintended humor like the nervous brother who referred to Samson killing ten thousand philistines with the ass bone of a jaw.
"What's the best way to place a subscription?? Be Sub-conscious!!"
Always remember that one!! My best mate said it!!
Pope
An elder's slip of the tongue three times during a public talk. While referring to the bubonic plague of the 1300's, he used the term Blue Bonnet Plague.
He obviously didn't have a clue.
Fats
When introducing a guest speaker from Ghehenna Ohio, it was said."He comes from a Hell of a congregation."
