Who was the shortest person in the bible?
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Worst platform jokes
by Fleshybirdfodder 20 Replies latest jw friends
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TheHypnoToad
Worst platform joke
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Billzfan23
Haven't you all heard the audio clip of the speaker at the district convention saying "testicles" instead of tenticles while giving an illustration of an octapus. PM me with you email and I will send it to you.
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C_of_Tranquility
It was always funny to hear the speaker for the Watchtower Study call on Sister Woodcock and we also had a Brother Dick in the same KH.
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JWdaughter
Not exactly a joke, but I remember from when I was 9 or 10 a brother(MS) laughing about an experience at the door where the householder was just holding a towelheld modestly up to her front, while they engaged her in a discussion about a WT article and WT teachings. Would not have been remarkable except that there was a full length mirror behind her, which exposed the fact that the towel was not covering any of her backside. I always wondered why the brothers didn't cut the conversation short, let the woman know or SOMETHING-other than laugh with an entire congregation of people(not just their beer mates), kids and all about the naked backside of a young householder. They commented on how interested she seemed. . .I am wondering if she was so interested or so interesting to them. They got guffaws with that story until the time I left at 15.
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tall penguin
"There will be a short elder's meeting following the song...but the tall elders are invited too."
"We have such a large army of women telling the good news, not to be confused with an army of large women." (how the brothers said this one and managed to not get their ass kicked is beyond me)
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wozadummy
Man they were great and I'd heard some before. Here's my contribution.... An elder giving the talk on HOSPITALITY and near the end would always quip 'Thank you for your HORSEBRUTALITY brothers!" Much to the uncomfortable subdued embarrassed guffawing from the audience.
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new boy
One brother in a talk was talking about small life forms............... that he called "mico orgasms"
Little baby ones.......ones you could hardly see.............
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Gopher
One "brother", while giving a prayer, actually said "....and Jehovah, please forgive our falling shorts".
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bernadette
Have y'all heard the one about brother Crow. At the end of the book study the conducter said Brother Pray would you please crow for us
And the speaker who found the lectern a bit shaky said oops I seem to have wobbly rectum.
bernadette