When confronted with a Witness who asserts that "Armageddon is Soon!:
"Really? I think the Society is just bullsh*tting everyone! Tell you what, I'll bet you $10,000 that Armageddon doesn't come in five years!
Why, I'll even sign my name to such an agreement on paper!"
When you encounter a Witness who claims the organization is "loving":
"Jehovah's Witnesses are "loving" the way in the same way that Islam is "peaceful"!
( sigh! and here's where my blatant appeal to prejudice causes this post to drift off topic. Oh. well.......)
When you find a Witness who asserts that he has the "truth":
"If you don't have love, you don't have the "truth"!
(see Islam comment [cringe] above or add your own local observations)
Feel free to add your own snappy comebacks.....
metatron