Bible Jokes (as lame as the ones we used to pass around when we were JW's)

by TheHypnoToad 14 Replies latest social humour

  • parakeet
    parakeet

    Did anyone else hear this story as a JW?

    A kindergarten teacher asked her students to draw a picture about Christmas. One child drew a picture of an airplane with a pilot and two passengers on it. When the teacher asked what the picture had to do with Christmas, the child answered that it was a picture of Pontius the pilot and the passengers were Mary and Joseph on their flight to Egypt.

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    Sisters wont be allowed to drink wine in the new world.

    Luke 5:37 And no one pours new wine into old bags.

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    The greatest weapon mentioned in the bible? The axe of the apostles.

    What was the name of Noah's wife? Joan of Arc

  • Cellist
    Cellist

    The only sick joke I remember from my JW days is: "What did the Pope say when he saw the Devil? 'Oh my god!'" Yes, I know .... groan.

    Cellist

    P.S. IPSec, those were really, really bad. LOL

  • Jeffro
    Jeffro

    A man walking down the street and notices a sign that says, "[Insert name of religion being disparaged] puppies for sale". A few days later he is walking down the same street and notices that the sign has been changed to "[Insert name of religion being promoted] puppies for sale". The man asks the person selling the puppies why the sign has changed, with the reply, "Now their eyes are open".

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