Did anyone else hear this story as a JW?
A kindergarten teacher asked her students to draw a picture about Christmas. One child drew a picture of an airplane with a pilot and two passengers on it. When the teacher asked what the picture had to do with Christmas, the child answered that it was a picture of Pontius the pilot and the passengers were Mary and Joseph on their flight to Egypt.
Bible Jokes (as lame as the ones we used to pass around when we were JW's)
by TheHypnoToad 14 Replies latest social humour
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parakeet
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IP_SEC
Sisters wont be allowed to drink wine in the new world.
Luke 5:37 And no one pours new wine into old bags.
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IP_SEC
The greatest weapon mentioned in the bible? The axe of the apostles.
What was the name of Noah's wife? Joan of Arc
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Cellist
The only sick joke I remember from my JW days is: "What did the Pope say when he saw the Devil? 'Oh my god!'" Yes, I know .... groan.
Cellist
P.S. IPSec, those were really, really bad. LOL -
Jeffro
A man walking down the street and notices a sign that says, "[Insert name of religion being disparaged] puppies for sale". A few days later he is walking down the same street and notices that the sign has been changed to "[Insert name of religion being promoted] puppies for sale". The man asks the person selling the puppies why the sign has changed, with the reply, "Now their eyes are open".