Before I tell this story..... I have total empathy for the person, but I can't help but crack up when I picture this scenario.
My mom was out with an older woman who is about 5' 2" and weighs about 300 lbs. After the customary donut dunking and pep talk, they set out in service. As they approached the first door, the older women tripped and promptly landed ass first on the side walk. She was not hurt, however for the life of her, she could not get up. Mom offered to lift her up and she warned my mom...if you lift me I will take you down with me.
They waited several minutes until two of the big brothers arrived. One had to roll her onto her side and the other started lifting from behind while my mom pulled from the front and the second red faced brother was pushing from the side.
Can you imagine this scenerio on your own front sidewalk? Can you picture opening your front door to this scene and still having a tract delivered?
I am beside myself with hysterical laughter! (I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP)!!!
R