thekings... i give u a an E for Effort :-)
Jehovahs Witness Joke
by BelieverInJesus 13 Replies latest social humour
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cruzanheart
My daughter, who will be 13 next Saturday, wanted to dress up last year at Hallowe'en as a Witness holding the Watchtower and Awake! but we figured it would scare the neighbors too much.
Nina
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TheKings
isn't it like the evil matrix dudes...walking around in those suits like drones. all they need is a pair of very severe looking shades.
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daystar
After a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on the front door of a home, they heard a faint, high pitched, "Come In" from within the house. With some reservations, they tried the door and it was locked, so they went around to the back door.
They knocked again and heard again the high pitched "Come In".
As they entered the kitchen a huge, snarling Doberman cornered them.
Plastered against the wall, they cried out for help, only to hear the same little voice say "Come In".
Looking around the room, they identified the sound as coming from a cage, within which was a parrot!
One of the JW's shouted at the parrot - "Is that all you can say?"
The parrot cocked his head to the side, looking at them very carefully. Then it said, "Sic 'em! Squawk".