If you could make and distribute a bumper stick to open minds.......

by whyizit 29 Replies latest jw friends

  • carla
    carla

    Could a pedophile be knocking on your door? Tell Jehovah Witnesses -NO TRESSPASSING

  • Honesty
    Honesty

    READ YOUR BIBLE INSTEAD OF THE WATCHTOWER

  • M.J.
    M.J.


    | | <<--------------------(Watchtower Logo)
    | |
    I Take My Orders From Brooklyn

    (probably good to stick on their car)

  • uwishufish
    uwishufish

    My bumper sticker would say JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES ARE NOT LAW-ABIDING PEOPLE. ASK ME

    Anyone asking would have it explained how they have Spanish congos in areas where no Spanish people lived 10 years ago. So this begs the question, Are all these jw of legal resident status? If not then they are breaking the law every day they remain. Thus they are not a law-abiding people as they claim.

  • M.J.
    M.J.
    Are all these jw of legal resident status?

    Nope. I know. But they (as I'm sure other churches do) go with a "don't ask, don't tell" policy.

  • sf
    sf
    JEHOVAHS WITNESSES ALSO HAVE EPIDEMIC CHILD ABUSE, COVER UPS AND HARBORS PREDATORS...DO YOU CARE ABOUT [ THESE ] CHILDREN? [ WWW.SILENTLAMBS.ORG---WWW.FREEMINDS.ORG ]

    Actually, this is the heading of one of my more effective fliers.

    sKally

  • SirNose586
    SirNose586

    Here's a couple I'd slap onto a dub's car--because I wouldn't put a sticker on my own:

    "Ask me how reading the Bible alone is dangerous"

    "Ask me how to observe The Lord's Supper by refusing to partake of it"

    "Ask me how independent thought is the most dangerous use of our minds"

    One more just to offend:

    "I hope you have a nice car--I'm calling it after you die at Armageddon!"

  • MsMcDucket
    MsMcDucket

    JESUS LOVES JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES,

    JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES DON'T LOVE JESUS. JW LOVE THE WATCHTOWER.

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    "Watchtower be charitable: whoever has two garments let him give one away" That's the spirit of God's true people which the WTS claims to be.

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut
    Trying to use a spin off of the book "the bible- god's word or man's?"

    We could have:

    "The Bible - God's Word or the Watchtowers ? You choose."

    That one's good. How about "Read God's Word, the BibleWATCHTOWER, everyday.

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