Just keep a list of all the people that I'm going to have to slap around.
What the hell
Great, it's a small list but I'm sure it will grow!
There is absoulutely no doubt in my mind that this man is working for the INS as an undercover agent. (wink, wink) He was just trying to set you up so he could arrest, (and indefintely detain you or someone else), on petty grounds. (How's that for a conspiracy theory?)