What would Jesus have to.......

by kerj2leev 21 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • mkr32208
    mkr32208

    1. Stop believing in heaven and hell
    2. Stop believing that he's god
    3. Start believing in Jehovah
    4. Stop disagreeing with elder paul
    5. Stop respecting woman
    6. Stop respecing 'worldly people'
    7. Stop that love shit
    8. Start shunning

    There's a few to start with!

  • Woofer
    Woofer

    Stop turning water into wine at all the witness gatherings.

    If someone were to get drunk and wrecked their camel, their blood would be on Jesus's head.

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