Good news for chocolate lovers

by fullofdoubtnow 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • fullofdoubtnow
    fullofdoubtnow

    I just read this and, being a chocolate lover myself, thought I'd share it

    Viagra works, but chocolate works better

    AFP Tuesday September 12, 02:18 PM

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    LAGOS (AFP) - Viagra may heat up one's sex drive, but chocolate can make it sizzle.

    So said Dr. Dora Akunyili, the director of Nigeria's Federal Agency for Food and Medicine, in advising Nigerians on Monday to forego the little, libido-boosting blue pills in favor of a measured dose of cocoa.

    To back up her claims -- made during a meeting with the vice-governor of one of Nigeria's states -- the good doctor cited a recently published study extolling the libidinal qualities of cocoa beans.

    The report, produced by Nigeria's national committee for the development of cocoa, may be a bit skimpy on double-blind scientific tests, but it does refer to the marketing campaign of a British trade association making similar claims.

    Baptized "Feeding Your Imagination", the campaign will soon launch a product line of six energy chocolate bars containing essential oils said to enhance one's mood, and especially one's sexual appetite.

    Costing about six US dollars (5 euros) per 100 grams, the bars are fetchingly named Sexy, Beautiful, Dreamy, Fantastic, Sensual and Lovely, according to the website foodnavigator.com.

    Britons already lead the European Union in chocolate consumption, eating nearly 10 kilos on average per year, and Britian is thus considered a promising market for sex candy.

    For Akunyili, chocolate is the obvious lover's choice. Viagra, she said, can have unwelcome side effects, but chocolate is all good: it is the best anti-oxidant known and -- beyond its sexual virtues -- can help prevent heart attacks, hypertension and diabetes.

    The vice governor, who also happens to head a committee for the promotion of chocolate, is even more enthusiastic about cocoa's curative powers, claiming it can "cure breast cancer, get rid of chronic coughs, and enhance brain power".

    Akunyili did caution, however, that any new products containing chocolate will be thoroughly tested before going to market.

    Ithink I'll pop down to the local store and buy a few bars now...

  • brutusmaximus
    brutusmaximus

    I knew all along those deep fried Mars Bars were doing me the world of good

    BM

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    LOL @ BM

  • TD
    TD

    Viagra may heat up one's sex drive....

    I'm confused....This came from a real Doctor?

    "Viagra" is a common name for sildenafil citrate -- a phosphodiesterase inhibitor which causes blood vessels to dilate. It was originally developed by Pfizer as a potential treatment for cardiac inflamation but the drug's strong affinity for genital tissue made it a natural candidate for the treatment of ED. IOW it has nothing directly to do with libido, it is primarily for aging men when "the spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak."

    (This isn't to say that chocolate won't make the spirit more willing, but the article is really comparing apples and oranges.)

  • morty
    morty

    thats explains everything now.................

    edited, cause I posted a blank screen...puter went devilish on me

  • fullofdoubtnow
    fullofdoubtnow

    I just showed my bf this article, he's just in from work, and suggested we go out and buy a few bars. He didn't seem very keen on the idea, can't think why..

  • Good Girl or Bad Girl?
    Good Girl or Bad Girl?

    Didn't you guys ever see Chocolat?

    The husband was such a jerk to his wife until they had those chocolates...

    And yeah well, then there's Johnny Depp... as a sexy gypsy man ...

    Oops, wait I got sidetracked a little. The whole point of Chocolat is that chocolate is sexy. :-D

  • Warlock
    Warlock

    Bad News: Only DARK chocolate, actually has chocolate. Everything else is 'placebo'.

    Warlock (sorry to burst your bubble)

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    We shouldn't be too gullible with all these so called scientific claims they sound like so many made by the weight loss industry, they are most likely hokum. Common sense based on personal experience dictates that chocolates do not increase libido any more than coffee or tea there are chocolate lovers that are sexually apathetic.

  • Moomin
    Moomin

    Hi Greendawn, Sry to hijack. I sent you a pm but don't know if you got it as I think sometimes it doesn't work.

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