You English crack me up. At first, I didn't know what this thread was talking about. Here in the US 'boots' are put on our feet, and 'bonnets' are put on babies heads.
You put them on your cars (autos). But, oh well, we love ya anyway!
Outaservice (the bloody bloke)
You Azerbajanian American's crack me up. Here in the UK "trunks" are put on our men folk's nether regions before getting in the pool! In America you put different junk in your trunks! Heigh-ho we love you in a non-patronising way too!