Very funny. If they would allow these men to 'count the time' while they monitor, these guys would be in heaven, eh?
Would they require couples to make love on top of the sheets to make sure no 'porneia' is goin' on? I think that would be wise.
Jeff
Elders Letter: Big Announcement/Why they want all the telephone #'s
by dannyboy 37 Replies latest jw friends
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AlmostAtheist
including the “Agreement to Monitor My Personal Activity” card that each publisher will need to sign, witness and date. Also a new position to be filled if possible by an elder to be called the “Big Brother”.
LMAO!
Beautiful stuff, I was totally buying it for the first paragraph or two. Well done!
Dave
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ozziepost
For about the first four or five sentences, I thought it was real.
It is, isn't it?
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avengers
I thought it was real.
It is, isn't it?
So is the Watchtower I just posted.
lol
Andy
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tan
Ha! Ha! That was good and you got me. I'm sure a lot of the old heads would love it. They would love to watch people...perverts.
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stillajwexelder
Clever - very George Orwell - is it any coincidence that the average life time (3 score and 10 years) after 1914 brings us to 1984
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sf
{{{{ warm, tight hug dannyboy }}}}
Nice to see you.
Yea, I'd love to text TED some day. LOL!!!
sKally
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lowden
Extremely Clever Danny!!
The chilling thing is, that if they could......they probably bloody well would.
Let's face it, they're almost there anyway with the depth of their interference and controlling WT articles.
Blek!!!
Peace
Lowden
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earthtone
((((Avenger)))
Where do you come up with these cover's for the WT. That was amazing!
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nutter
I heard there are UFO's in the sky's over Minnesota right now. Shall we go together and meet the occupants. Im a nutter too!