How do I get my "lesbian" co-worker to stop discussing her lifestyle? (page 3)

MAS*H

I would out strip her...

If she nudges you in the ribs, saying "hey she's a bit of alright", as a pretty girl walks past; next time a nice chappy walk by punch her in ribs, saying "Wow, I wouldn't a bit of him, wohoo! Get in on girlfriend".

If she says "Hey I picked up a real hot chick last night."; you say "Really, I managed to get another boy friend last night... Phew two or three in one evening is a bit much but... but it keeps me fit".

If she flirts with co-workers or clients... do the same... wait 'till some bloke walks past her desk, leap on to it, legs akimbo, liking your lips provocatively...etc... etc...

I know this isn't the advice you where after, but hey... I enjoyed writing it.

PS. Try saying, "Hi Girlfriend, I know it might seem a bit old fashioned... but sometimes I get a little uncomfortable when you tell me about blah blah".

katiekitten

Go 'contruction site bloke' on her.

Scratch your balls and say "what you need darlin' is a real man. Id soon roger the dyke out of you. Once youve had me sweetheart you'll never go back to carpet munching. Im hung like a donkey, you'll be begging me for it after ive finished with you".

Shining One

What she is doing can be classified as sexual harrasment. You don't have to listen to any type of conversation about sexual matters.
Rex

LongHairGal

You will have to pull her aside quietly and tell her directly (in a nice way) that you do not want to hear the details about her sex life. You can say some sort of thing like "...you are a nice person but......"

Any heterosexual person would be reprimanded behind a closed door for this kind of conversation. This is HER problem. She is wrong.

There is also a remote possibility that she takes some kind of perverse pleasure in making people feel uncomfortable - but this may not be the case with her. But you have to say something to her.

LHG

Bstndance

Eewww. Unwanted sexual discussions at the office are totally illegal. How clueless is she? Besides, it's kind of tacky to air your dirty laundry at work.

thepackage

Ask for pictures!!!!!

JimWood

Its just sex I don't see why people get so excited about it (no pun intended) That said every time she says something 'sexual' say to her, "I heard a funny joke - What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapus" After a while she should get the point.

How do I get my "lesbian" co-worker to stop discussing her lifestyle?

M*A*S*H