I was turned down by the Mormons.....lol

by whyamihere 21 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    "Our prayers are answered by god and we know this is right".

    I told them I have prayed too, but God is telling me they are wrong.

    LOL! Well played!

    Rodney Dangerfield: "Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on my door, then said THEY weren't interested!"

    Dave

  • Wordly Andre
    Wordly Andre

    NOTHING TO DO WITH POST BUT!!!

    When I was 16 I had a Mormom girlfriend, we went to a Mormon dance at (what do they call their church) anyway, we were slow dancing, and some Mormom lady came up to us with a wooden ruler and spaced us apart, after a while of being watched by this lady we left the dance, got into her car, started making out had her bra off, and just when I was getting to the good part, KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK on the window, I jumped to the drivers seat and took off. HA HA HA damn cock blocking Mormons

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